Quote reblogged from bits&bites with 131 notes
….Have I shocked you by the dirty things I wrote to you? You think perhaps that my love is a filthy thing. It is, darling, at some moments. I dream of you in filthy poses sometimes. I imagine things so very dirty that I will not write them until I see how you write yourself. The smallest things give me a great cockstand - a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. At such moments I feel mad to do it in some filthy way, to feel your hot lecherous lips sucking away at me, to fuck between your two rosy-tipped bubbies, to come on your face and squirt it over your hot cheeks and eyes, to stick it between the cheeks of your rump and bugger you….
From James Joyce’s dirty letters
(via billyjane)
^^ I tried doing this but they all knew already. :’( they all knew…
I have now ruined three professor’s lives by mentioning his dirty love letters, thus prompting them to look them up and...
These are my favourite, because they’re so unapologetic and filthy.
You are welcome.
My favorite one is when he starts going on about how he loves Nora’s farts. That’s romance, you guys.
Wow. It’s gonna be weird reading Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man now… XD
Oh god. I’m saving these for later.